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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Create a fake 'To-Do' list to feed to the general public. Do whatever I want 'cuz I'm the fuckin' President, bitch!
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Plan First episode of "Celebrity State Of The Union Address"...
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#thefirst100daystodolist Erect a YUGE statue of yourself. *Chia seeds not included
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1. Buy hounds 2. Release hounds 3. Buy more hounds
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Send thank you note and cheese platter to James Comey #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList swear in the rest of the cabinet on the real bible, The Anarchist's Cookbook.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1) Buy all media outlets 2) Fire all journalists 3) Remove all sanctions against Russia 4) Find & destroy pee tape
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Plan First episode of "Celebrity State Of The Union Address"...
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Create a fake 'To-Do' list to feed to the general public. Do whatever I want 'cuz I'm the fuckin' President, bitch!
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Convince people that the Hunger Games is a good idea #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#thefirst100daystodolist Erect a YUGE statue of yourself. *Chia seeds not included
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Build a wall of alternative facts against the free press.
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Convince people that the Hunger Games is a good idea #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1.Grab Pussy 2.Make a typo in a tweet 3.Sanction money for wall 4.Deport Obama https://t.co/ntqK8c8vAr a Hamilton
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1.Grab Pussy 2.Make a typo in a tweet 3.Sanction money for wall 4.Deport Obama https://t.co/ntqK8c8vAr a Hamilton
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList swear in the rest of the cabinet on the real bible, The Anarchist's Cookbook.
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Finally, make an honest woman of Vanna White. Pat Sajak is president now, right? #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Milk Eggs Soda Butter Bread.....er sorry wrong list here! Make a monster that will defeat the Power Rangers....
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Supply Liberals with guns so they can shoot themselves instead of whining about everything.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList invite Theresa May over for a nice Brexit. Some juice, French toast, sausage, maybe some hash browns.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1)Screw over home owners 2)Screw over healthcare 3)Finally tell the truth that it was all lies 4)Waiting on Putin
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