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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Deport anyone who gives my wife and kid a hard time!
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Learn how to be the F'n president, and not Just an asshole
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList swear in the rest of the cabinet on the real bible, The Anarchist's Cookbook.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList see how many #alternativefacts i can dig up because these facts are gold to ducking real questions and issues
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1.) Don't be an egotistical dick 2.) When in doubt, see rule #1
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1.Grab Pussy 2.Make a typo in a tweet 3.Sanction money for wall 4.Deport Obama https://t.co/ntqK8c8vAr a Hamilton
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#thefirst100daystodolist Change the name of the White House to The Trump House Resort and Casino. Sell timeshares for Lincoln Bedroom.
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Take a regular shower (not to confuse with golden shower) #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList as a President I would play hashtag games the first 100 days..and next 4 years https://t.co/db1prwTOBu
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1) Buy all media outlets 2) Fire all journalists 3) Remove all sanctions against Russia 4) Find & destroy pee tape
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#thefirst100daystodolist Change the name of the White House to The Trump House Resort and Casino. Sell timeshares for Lincoln Bedroom.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1) Buy all media outlets 2) Fire all journalists 3) Remove all sanctions against Russia 4) Find & destroy pee tape
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Create a fake 'To-Do' list to feed to the general public. Do whatever I want 'cuz I'm the fuckin' President, bitch!
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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Paint the White House green just to be weird. (vomit green)
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#thefirst100daystodolist Erect a YUGE statue of yourself. *Chia seeds not included
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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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