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#ToAvoidWorkI always claim diarrhea. No one is going to question or want proof, they just want you far away from them.
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#ToAvoidWorkI Change the song cause no one understands what Rihanna is saying
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#toavoidworki remember the best moments of my summer and I can't bethink no one
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#ToAvoidWorkI just do what I want to do. Nothing is falling apart TOO badly, yet. Nothing I can't pay someone ELSE to fix.
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#ToAvoidWorkI almost always add a caption at the end of my resume; terms and conditions apply.
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#ToAvoidWorkI scream Stew Stewyyy Stew Stew in an interview, (he's my cat) open my eyes and explain what an adorable cat he is #Stew
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#ToAvoidWorkI move country to country so I can enjoy their national holidays...
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#ToAvoidWorkI have created a criminal record, ya know... Just in case.
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#ToAvoidWorkI I just keep mumbling about my stapler and burning the building down
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#ToAvoidWorkI stop washing my hands for a few days and inhale more deeply when I smell that "sneeze" smell.
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#ToAvoidWorkI move country to country so I can enjoy their national holidays...
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#ToAvoidWorkI Demand that my employer call me, and confirm I have a Job
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#ToAvoidWorkI use helpful hashtag that guide me on how to best avoid work.
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