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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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#ToAvoidWorkI walk around with the sign on my shirt "don't even ask"
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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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#ToAvoidWorkI Go to a movie…I went to ‘have a lunch’ but in fact I went to a movie. No one noticed...
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#ToAvoidWorkI Go to a movie…I went to ‘have a lunch’ but in fact I went to a movie. No one noticed...
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#ToAvoidWorkI crapped my pants... actually it was grade one. I was wearing a yellow pant suit and the teacher called my mom to come get me
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#toavoidworki remember the best moments of my summer and I can't bethink no one
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#ToAvoidWorkI keep myself ignorant of specialized technical skills, which would destroy my undefeated "I don't know how to" argument.
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#ToAvoidWorkI cupped my hand over my eye, complained loudly, then bounced a ping-pong ball w ketchup on it.
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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#ToAvoidWorkI invent a lot of reasons
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