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Buy gift cards to exchange with people who will give me cards of exact same value. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas: - Come out to the coast. - Get together. - Have a few laughs. https://t.co/nczMPFhuqH
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Convert to Christianity 2. Complain that secular liberals & corporate greed ruined Christmas 3. Apostatize
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Piss off conservatives by saying Happy Holidays.
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Change therapy schedule from Wednesdays, to Monday-Wednesday-Friday #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas: - Come out to the coast. - Get together. - Have a few laughs. https://t.co/nczMPFhuqH
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Buy gift cards to exchange with people who will give me cards of exact same value. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get gift cards. It's the nice way of saying "I didn't know what to get. So here's some money, get your own present"
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Fill my underwear with Tic Tacs to provide a minty filter for festive fumes. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Finish printing dick pic Christmas cards for Tweeps like @JaymeMcKenna #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Write list of presents to get for friends/family 2. Forget list until Christmas Eve 3. Buy everything in a panic
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas make sure I'm in the Pastor's good books again, otherwise the Sunday morning service could get awkward.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get gift cards. It's the nice way of saying "I didn't know what to get. So here's some money, get your own present"
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Replace burnt out bulbs in lights I never took off house from last year. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Okay: Red Wine, cinnamon, cloves...can't remember the rest of the recipe. I'll mull it over and get back to you #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Pray that 2016 was just a really sick prank.
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Change therapy schedule from Wednesdays, to Monday-Wednesday-Friday #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Fill my underwear with Tic Tacs to provide a minty filter for festive fumes. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Buy coffee at Stabucks and force the barista to announce my name as JESUS TRUMP #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Head to warmer climate and stay til the new year. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Pray that 2016 was just a really sick prank.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas negotiate which Christmas decorations my dog will accept in the house. Watch him eat them anyway.
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