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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Practice my Bad Santa imitation 2. Drink heavily 3. Deemed unnecessary. I do this daily anyway.
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Put together an extensive list of excuses for why I won't be able to attend family get-togethers. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Buy gifts 2. Decorate the tree 3. Find magic beans that make you thin 4. Wrap the gifts 5. Stuff the stockings
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Marvel at the fact that Baby Jesus delivers presents on Christmas Eve in the Czech Republic. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Order the things online cause I want to avoid the people at the stores.
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1. Run a bath 2. Get in bath 3. Open my veins #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas do everything I promised to do the last Christmas�
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Piss off conservatives by saying Happy Holidays.
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Buy gift cards to exchange with people who will give me cards of exact same value. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas: - Come out to the coast. - Get together. - Have a few laughs. https://t.co/nczMPFhuqH
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Put together an extensive list of excuses for why I won't be able to attend family get-togethers. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Convert to Christianity 2. Complain that secular liberals & corporate greed ruined Christmas 3. Apostatize
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Book a vacation anywhere but here to avoid family coming over.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas make arrangements for my sisters gift delivery @KJorud https://t.co/l1pukyANIR
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas do everything I promised to do the last Christmas�
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Convert to Christianity 2. Complain that secular liberals & corporate greed ruined Christmas 3. Apostatize
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Change therapy schedule from Wednesdays, to Monday-Wednesday-Friday #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get gift cards. It's the nice way of saying "I didn't know what to get. So here's some money, get your own present"
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Piss off conservatives by saying Happy Holidays.
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Fill my underwear with Tic Tacs to provide a minty filter for festive fumes. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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