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Have my annual checkup for the gift that keeps on giving. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Finish printing dick pic Christmas cards for Tweeps like @JaymeMcKenna #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Tell everyone to kiss me under the camel toe.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Write some better jokes 2. Not be overconfident and assume that after 2 or 3 retweets that a tweet is blowing up
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Child Support 2. Presents 3. Chuck E. Cheese Money 4. Rent/Bills 5. Buy myself a pack of white tees from Walmart
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On my #ToDoListBeforeChristmas is fill the house with that cinnamonny smell, mixed with cardamom, and keep the traditions alive.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Pick a fight with: 1) boyfriends 2) relatives 3) co-workers to save money https://t.co/VLTjSPSD9H
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Pick a fight with: 1) boyfriends 2) relatives 3) co-workers to save money https://t.co/VLTjSPSD9H
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Casually try and find out my mums address during our weekly phone call.
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Dump girlfriend on 24th December. Make up with girlfriend on 26th December. Money saved! #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Stress Complain Ironically hum along to awful songs Spend too much money Stress more #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Stress Complain Ironically hum along to awful songs Spend too much money Stress more #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Plan to buy gifts early this year Procrastinate Run around at the last minute with the other dummies buying gifts #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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1) Buy socks 2) Flagellate flagellate flagellate! 3) Go to Radio Shack and sob uncontrollably #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Pop down to IKEA for a glass of gluhwein and to watch couples argue. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Make sure all my "Happy Holidays" items are clean and ready for me to piss people off with. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Get Jack Frost registered for nibbling peoples noses! Its not cute its not funny and its not going to continue #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Start thinking about my New Years resolutions and taking bets of how long it takes to forget about them
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Not to annoy people by singing Christmas carol and disturb people late at night. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Prepare my "Time-Traveling Easter Bunny" costume #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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