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Queue for half an hour in local supermarket #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Order the things online cause I want to avoid the people at the stores.
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Make list Lose list Buy everything BUT what's on the list #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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To go thru my slam book and see who is or isn't getting shit from me for christmas � #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Remembering not to re•gift to the wrong side of the family �� #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. publish my book series' last book 2. �Buy gifts that give back❤️ 3. ✨Stare at the sky✨ 4. Decorate� https://t.co/Lj1oQsf9Ok
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas conclude that search for Obama's birth certificate before it becomes completely irrelevant
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1) drink all the egg nog 2) stare at Santa until he cries 3) Elf toss at the Rotary!!! #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. publish my book series' last book 2. �Buy gifts that give back❤️ 3. ✨Stare at the sky✨ 4. Decorate� https://t.co/Lj1oQsf9Ok
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas conclude that search for Obama's birth certificate before it becomes completely irrelevant
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1) drink all the egg nog 2) stare at Santa until he cries 3) Elf toss at the Rotary!!! #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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To go thru my slam book and see who is or isn't getting shit from me for christmas � #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas To hide the dildo
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Restock medicine cabinet Restock liquor cabinet Sigh in fear of presidential cabinet #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Get rid of all of the Thanksgiving bodies before the next big party. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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1) Pop down to Nakatomi Plaza. 2) Foil terrorists. 3) Dry clean vest. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Buy gifts 2. Decorate the tree 3. Find magic beans that make you thin 4. Wrap the gifts 5. Stuff the stockings
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Give them some figgy pudding so they'll shut the fuck up.
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#todolistbeforechristmas 1. Wait til the last minute 2. Panic 3. Buy more Marshmallow Vodka 4. Vow to do better next year.
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Shut down protesters ship Jill, Bill & Hill to Syria give #vetslivesmatter #Recount2016 $ & put criminals in prison #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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1. Run a bath 2. Get in bath 3. Open my veins #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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