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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo put some honey on your child's face in front of the bear cage.
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo yell at the lion "Why did you kill Mufasa, you, dickhead!!!"
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I am horrible at keeping in touch. Still love ya'll though.
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut when we're old and gray will we still be blowing it down from my stoop watching cars go by?
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut i still require that u call or text before just showing up impromptu
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut you are some scandalous bitches thank god your not boring
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut if they would just believe in aliens and ghosts like I do
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut just cuz they start singing "stand by me" whenever they're in trouble, doesn't mean I have to be a hero and save the day
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they always disappear once i wake up from my dream in never never land
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut we have to agree to disagree I'm not going to quit anything I do I like being bad stop trying to change me
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut whenever there's a problem they know who to call bitch I'm not up for it today
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I also love using their names and addresses when questioned by the csa or police or ex girlfriends husbands!
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I've made more friends from this hashtag than I have in the real world!
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Goldman Sachs: #ILoveMyFriendsBut, political bitches better have my legislation.
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#PresentsTrumpGot Two new wives delivered from other countries so that he could finally shut down immigration
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Donald Trump turned 70 yesterday ��� Let's celebrate it with #PresentsTrumpGot game Join @DanaGeezus and @GiselleEvns for fun
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