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#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I won't stain snow and would stay at home
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#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I don't look so racist
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'@ShutUpAmanda because you look so often At whatever's hunting you.... Sweet dreams....'
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#WorstApologies i'm sorry that I never had sexual relations with that woman...oh, wait...I mean... https://t.co/wuHkLsjQkR
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'@ShutUpAmanda #TheWorldNeedsArtBecause I like getting paid for sitting around and telling jokes to my high friends'
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'@sophie_diddles @AustinStKloud The very same question was asked before the pasta incident of '48. Some things are best left unsolved...'
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen your uncle showed up & tried to form a London bridge because it reminded him of his days in porno.
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I asked him when was the last time he took it in the ass.
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I realised first class wasn't all it's cracked up to be https://t.co/k9KA5b2aCF
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A search for Donald Trump on Twitter yields...unexpected results. Cc @nickkroll https://t.co/mzkwPUQNMy
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Mom and Dad's home movies that I found hidden in the closet #RejectedBingeWatching
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'@bunnyhugger75 @tlcprincess Amy "out of control" is another great one by them. �'
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor I got an Achilles heel, an Achilles hip, an Achilles heart etc etc.
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