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#ToFeelBetterI sing the lullaby my grandmother would sing to me: "Enter Sandman." Grandma was a Metallica fan, apparently.
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#ToFeelBetterI smoke cigarettes. Using the backyard grill. With barbecue sauce and grilled corn. I may be doing this "Paleo" thing wrong.
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#ToFeelBetterI post dank ass memes which never cures my mesmerizing depression ������
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Eid ul-Adha Special: How to prepare chocolate teased mashed kenkey - https://t.co/nla0KTNhgq
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What's the Amendment number that says " Don't crank your cheesey ass country tunes before I have caffeine"? #alwaysfuntimes
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Staggering food prices in northern First Nations mean 'children literally going hungry' https://t.co/Z91shtx2Z2
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If I had a body double, I'd be just like Hilary Clinton! Wait, is that good or bad? #IfIHadABodyDouble
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd keep him in the closet just waiting for an excuse to use him that would never come :^(
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#IfIHadABodyDouble they would have to be much more bigger than me. The copy can't look better than the original.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd call it Sally and let it live at my place as a pet
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#IfIHadABodyDouble then dating would be less awkward cause I'm tired of takin myself to dinner and talking to myself.
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