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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
Can we lock it please #GameShowHostPickUpLines
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
Trump's Presidential campaign #ThingsInventedWhileHigh
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
Gravity bongs. You know no sober person sat around figuring out to get even higher. #ThingsInventedWhileHigh https://t.co/RFhiTjqFJB
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ThingsInventedWhileHigh straight pride
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
Coral Chalcedony Faceted Pear Rose Gold over Sterling Silver Earrings #GameShowHostPickUpLines #jewelry #handmade https://t.co/7hMrNt6xDB
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Pound Dog #sizeablesongs
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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You Oughta Grow #sizeablesongs
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#sizeablesongs I'm just a teeny dirtbag baby
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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"Pain is a blessing...let's you know you are alive!" Fuck you.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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I just want to be cool enough so that people will 'tweet like Chincha'
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#sizeablesongs Medium, Myself, And I @DeLaSoulsDugout
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Last #DMB show until at least 2018. Lots may change between now and then. But thanks to @davematthewsbnd for being so great for so long.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Sheena Is A Punk Whopper #sizeablesongs
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ikea assembly instructions #ThingsInventedWhileHigh
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
Ever see a Plinko up close
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI scatter paper all over my desk and feverishly repeat, " Where is it?Where is it?"
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
#toavoidworki Mix various drugs and hope for nasty side effects. https://t.co/tQc7Wjm15l
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI got zika
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI am getting depressed
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI make other people laugh to make them feel good so they don't think about the shitty work I'm tricking them into doing.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Kid just turned me into a "mommy fort" and told me to act like a lump
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI let my grass get so high that it pisses off my neighbors and THEY mow it.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI employ a clever disguise. https://t.co/o0cvgmWw3A
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI take a fake phone call https://t.co/t3txYK6gsd
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell the Boss I'm getting new clients through tweeting. �
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Change my religion on a daily basis
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI keep myself ignorant of specialized technical skills, which would destroy my undefeated "I don't know how to" argument.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI "Get your customers involved in the details" https://t.co/91XJ9K8Fht
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