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#mustbebanned Fahrenheit 451 because banning books about banning books is meta!
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but why? � https://t.co/d5moWqh8gF
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#SextingWentWrongWhen we didn't use virtual birth control and had to Ctrl+Alt+Del that potential love child
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you go to meet him in person and then find out how much he is into skin care.... https://t.co/0ILxEZ4qzU
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#WhyImGangsta cause I'm from the San Fernando Valley
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#WhyImGangsta I drive-by Mcdonalds at least 3 days a week
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#whyimgangsta I scream at automated phone options and keep pushing 0 when it's not an option. Then finally ask for a new accts rep
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'Coz when i drive by the hood, my boombox plays #ModernTalking's "U Can Win If U Want" full blast! #WhyImGangsta https://t.co/Vx0S1985eD
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#IGetDepressedWhen building a wall sounds reasonable to some people
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#IGetDepressedWhen my fucking brain decides it's time to ruin my day
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#IGetDepressedWhen I pay bills
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#IGetDepressedWhen I'm suppressed
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When the Today show leads off with politics everyday there isn't olympics or a catastrophe #Igetdepressedwhen
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#IGetDepressedWhen there are pineapples on pizza
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#IGetDepressedWhen dreams don't come true. Is it really too much to ask to be a unicorn who runs a reputable law firm in Manhattan? Is it?
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#IGetDepressedWhen I consider my lifespan may end before I see the benefits of Nano Technology
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#IGetDepressedWhen after a woman gives me a wicked blow job, then in a man's voice tells me to get on my hands and knees and turn around.
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#IGetDepressedWhen I go to the fridge with my cup ready in hand to fill it with some quality koolaid but the pitcher is empty in the fridge
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#IGetDepressedWhen my new PlayStation arrives, but there's a fuck load of housework & cooking to do before I can even open the box! ����
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