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#SignsYouAreAmerican you get an award for last place, because you just finished first after everyone else.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you have time to get offended by Snapchat filters.
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Our hashtag game hosted by @GiselleEvns and @DanaGeezus is #HowToMakeAManGay I bet they know how to do it
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#HowToMakeAManGay smile and be friendly, but don’t come on too strong
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#HowToMakeAManGay By pretending to be a pretty girl. Then start to talk and confused the shit out of my dick. #psyduck #pokemon
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#HowToMakeAManGay Police Officer-You were driving 20mph above the speed limit sir, where's the fire? Me (giggling)-In your eyes gorgeous.
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About Russell Wilson, that's how I've felt since day one. https://t.co/0liJtp1rfb
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More #WCW: @cal331, @charley_ck14, @lisamcguire1, @KattFunny, @toonces_lives, @darksidedeb, @ABitContrary, @Lily_Bell82, @lauriecrosswell
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Unlike some of your peers, you grow uneasy when everything sta... More for Capricorn https://t.co/LOKATYSCsM
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#WhenMyStomachGrowls I remind myself that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Then I laugh and laugh and eat a juicy,rare steak.
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You know you have #Lupus when the pharmacy is always in your recent calls.
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'@darksidedeb @FriMemeGirls @Netjeretkhau @Preciosa_Liz @Yurmom31 We are stress-free, happy, and giving no fucks :-D https://t.co/x8s3CKXDRc'
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#ObamaNextJob Supervisor - Birth Certificate Verification division
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RT @DanaGeezus: A special person who will say something and then change his opinion at a blink of an eye #ObamaNextJob
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#ObamaNextJob Rap Videos
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RT @missus_gumby: #ObamaNextJob Trigglypuff's merkin stylist
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RT @adamoc132013: #ObamaNextJob First Lady? I don't understand American politics
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In Frankreich gehen die Leute auf die Straße und demonstrieren. Es wird Zeit! #BriainInOUT
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Wie kann man die Britten aufhalten, wenn sie weg wollen? #GoodbyeEU #BritainInOut #RemainINEU #BrexitOrNot https://t.co/5irE1On5H3
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