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You're weird and creepy and lack basic social skills. I want to lick your face.
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#ImStillLookingFor someone who can sing & re-enact "A Whole New World" from Aladdin with me
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#ImProtestingBecause "Fracking" is a. not making us "energy-dependent" d. destroying our Land @CharisseMSRD #Energy https://t.co/YjTeYIWMWr
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Serial killing and chill? - Dexter probably
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I just want to be able to flip forward a few chapters so I know it's going to be okay again.
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Cinnamon tequila tastes like poor life choices.
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My parents told me I could be anything, so I worked up the courage to be a train wreck. Yeah, even now, they can't look away...
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My kale and broccoli smoothies make all the boys vomit in the yard.
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Oh yes. 2003 Vintage Chardonnay. Delicious. *chugs out of the bottle*
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Hopes and dreams, but they're all about donuts.
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This wine tastes like bad decisions with a slight hint of oak and vanilla.
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'@squizzy36 @_babyblue13 she cleared out her bank acct too. Maybe she'll bring me back something nice �'
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I'm great at letting things go. *holds balloon string in hand tighter* Him: ...are you going to let it go? YOU LET IT GO!
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'@hairoftrump I love your freaking Handel I can't remember when I laughed so hard'
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No I don't like French kissing. Ab tongue mat karo mujhe!
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Sleep? Oh, you mean that thing that happens once I overload my brain with thousands of horrible scenarios.
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My wife is a social butterfly. Me ? I'm in the cocoon stage... waiting for my metamorphosis. Just a hunch, but it may never come.
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#IDidMyBestBut last weekend but my Monday begins with headache again
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#blizzard2016 clearly seen off the #EastCoast as the sun begins to rise. Hope all OK! #BlizzardJonas #YearInSpace https://t.co/7OKW84ADvx
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