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This is what Westminster does to you after eight months. https://t.co/Mzw6V9hK1b
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I went for a job as a human cannonball The boss said I'd go far
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2016 Goals 1) Man Child to 2) Fuck Boy to 3) Splenda Daddy to 4) Sugar Daddy Currently Fuck Boy � https://t.co/DHdbfZldxs
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Give North Korea the coordinates of the Nature Center and tell them it's where Seth Rogen lives #SolutionsToResolveSeditiousOregonOccupation
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#IfIWasntHashtagging I would try to get my dog to fuck a duck so I could have a pet platypus.
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'@hashtag_sally appreciate the Retweet and the follow! Comic book lover?'
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'@jlseaback @Tony_Secrest I love that we're having this conversation and Tony has gone to bed. He's going to wake up this'
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flashed gang signs at Starbucks while fumbling with a cup sleeve. Now I'm in a gang rollin in an Elcamino doing lines off my bitches tits
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Join me & cohosts @googlygirl98 @KeshaTedder @MeaganAldaine @theclobra w/ @HashtagJones1 9amET/6amPT @HashtagRoundup https://t.co/zwLQBwoney
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But have you tried this thing called deodorant?
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#ImProtestingBecause heroic men and women died to give me that right.
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Happy 94th birthday, Betty White! An icon!
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You think Hillary was making military decisions during Benghazi attack? You think Iraq = cheap/easy? @yesnicksearcy https://t.co/dFgXirZCPf
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India is the world's most attractive investment market —@wef @narendramodi #StartupIndia https://t.co/FO1vAdr6FQ https://t.co/7UIolIexVi
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Who started this vicious rumor about a 'wrong hole', anyway?
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In dollar tree wit da sack goin craaaazaaayyyy
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there is no monogamy when it comes to twitter crushes. It should just be called twitter slushes.
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I think, therefore, I'm fucked...
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#ImProtestingBecause I support complete and total anarchy. Until it gets too crazy. Then I'm out. Um...I think I want my laws back.
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Be brave and say the simple, sweet things on your mind. #KindnessMatters
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People who dress dogs up in clothes are monsters and must be destroyed.
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Goose feather pillow manufacturer announces new layoffs. Responds to union leader with following remark: "We don't give a duck" @absrdNEWS
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