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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob work while drunk
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Put vodka in your water bottle. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob scream nooooo every time they ask you to do something https://t.co/2F0ikhOtk9
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob talk about it on Facebook
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob ask your boss if she's pregnant when she isn't
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Let the customer know that they are not right
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Anytime a customer asks for their change tell them that we could all use a little change, segue into singing All-Star #howtoloseyourjob
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Butt dial the boss' wife on speaker while you're in a meeting!
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Play Hashtag Game During Working Hours #HowToLoseYourJob
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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*when everyone's in the office #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/JuJGAKaOaw
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Put it "somewhere safe".
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
Just eat your boss's lunch from the fridge #HowToLoseYourJob
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Have a meltdown because someone touched 'your' desk phone Hey Guess what it belongs to the company
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
Show my boss my social media posts... #HowToLoseYourJob
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Be honest and admit that something's your fault
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob eat everyone's lunches
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
#howtoloseyourjob Tell your boss to shove it up his arse. It really works
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob quit because company owner is so bad owner's brother is willing to pay costs if you beat him up
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Attempt to replace your boss
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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'@midnight Holy shit!!!! There it is!!!!!!! Congrats @MustBeTheMeds & @Emphoto21 !!!! �����������'
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob call Russia
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Throw all the clothes on the floor and refuse to clean #HowToLoseYourJob
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
do exactly what you want to do exactly how you want to do it when they question you tell them noone questions greatness #HowToLoseYourJob
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob send dick pics instead of reports
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Teach the children at the daycare curse words only https://t.co/iGX5Jv8S6w
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Tell the boss you're suffering from anal glaucoma and you just can't see your ass coming into work today #HowToLoseYourJob
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob disagree with SJWs and get doxed
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob show up with your 5 kids aka dogs since you couldn't find a sitter
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
Tweet out your browser history? #howtoloseyourjob https://t.co/QPWwRaBPPj
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Talk about your boss on Twitter
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