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Eyebrows The only thing you can get into shape without exercising! https://t.co/ROFpNRAwuP
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#ThingsDoneByMistake Voting based on what actors think. They lie to you for a living people!!!
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#ThingsDoneByMistake Killing @Psychogirl_IN on GTA. Cross my heart and hope to die!
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#ThingsDoneByMistak saying 'hello' to a complete stranger � calling him another name and asking him if he wants to sit in his usual place
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Tipping 20's instead of 1's at the strip club #ThingsDoneByMistake You know I had to pick them up!
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#ThingsDoneByMistake pocket dialed my boss, and left a voice message asking my wife who is she going to buy weed. I don't smoke. Get it now?
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Guy fingers lady in a US Night club. See video https://t.co/8tR5JCRhkZ George W. Bush #ThingsDoneByMistake #HowToKeepYourEyesOpen https://t.co/OpmwCK2q35
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The League of Extraordinary Genitalia #DickFlicks @midnight
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I don't believe I've ever seen an adult sit like that. But, to be fair, her flexibility is kind of impressive. https://t.co/6gW9ZwXKM4
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#FuelTheFlamesBy saying: "honey, it's not the skirt-- Its the ass in it" & that's when she stabbed me with a Molotov wine bottle.
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Last day of the month of February. RT if the Lord has been good.
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