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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd peel off my human suit and return to the mother ship.
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd have time to stand around now too. https://t.co/K1vg5qgvTo
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd run for prime minister next
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
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Move back to Canada. #IfIWereTedCruz
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
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Wouldn't it be hella ironic if Paul outlived all the other Beatles
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
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#MySingingSoundsLike Most pop stars today, if they didn't have auto tune.
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
I would be Rafael Edward #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/Ye8a7aOAws
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I wouldn’t be broke!
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I wouldn’t be a Zodiac Killer https://t.co/ShmdL0NSAO
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I wouldn’t drop out
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would become a killer
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@candeychaney   ·  5 May 2016
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Happy birthday to Pop singer @chrisbrown! #DaybreakHitz https://t.co/enpRWkPfSz
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@candeychaney   ·  5 May 2016
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#UKIP voters, apparently all of today's ballot papers were printed in France! You should show your disgust by boycotting the elections.
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@candeychaney   ·  5 May 2016
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#LesserKnownHolidays Dump Trump Day @midnight
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@candeychaney   ·  5 May 2016
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#LesserKnownHolidays Double entendre day. We would all like to have it off @midnight
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@candeychaney   ·  5 May 2016
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#LesserKnownHolidays January 1, Hangover Day @midnight
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@candeychaney   ·  5 May 2016
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'@chiefplan1 I love trees, fronds are sexy! https://t.co/zdiIuZYVzV'
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@candeychaney   ·  5 May 2016
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Hillary is losing to Trump by 2 points. Bernie beats Trump in every poll by 12-20 points. For the good of the world, #DropOutHillary
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@candeychaney   ·  5 May 2016
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#DropOutHillary TRENDED ALL DAY BUT NOT ONE TIME WAS IT MENTIONED IN THE NEWS!!!
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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#TakeASongToCulinarySchool Stairway to Oven
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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Another Brick Oven in the Wall #TakeASongToCulinarySchool
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be so pissed if he walked in and saw me sitting on Facebook.
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan Wherever he lays his @ that's his home
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan the dick pics would prove that this is not his shoe https://t.co/fg6pa69sFn
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would bury it's feelings about Facebook deep within it's own cache, develop cancer and die.
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be a bisexual pedophile. Ladies, you're not the only ones who've encountered Big Dave.
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@candeychaney   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan there would be an edit Feature you'd get this message when trying to use it 'Stop nagging me I'll get to it'
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@candeychaney   ·  7 May 2016
RT @TiffanyWxo: #ThereIsAlwaysRoomInMyLifeFor God. He's the reason I'm alive. He is the One being who will NEVER leave me. HIS love is true…
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@candeychaney   ·  7 May 2016
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