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#MyUselessSuperpower Rearranging the dishwasher for that one last plate.
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I collect over .7 metric tons of used duct tape per year. #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0w46raojvE
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to give any girl I'm with the best orgasm of her life. Yep, just completely useless.
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I can predict the future... Of any Lifetime Movie #MyUselessSuperpower
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I can answer every question on on episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire #MyUselessSuperpower
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I am always given the OK to slap a hoe when needed #MyUselessSuperpower
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Showing restraint by not cracking people who say, "It is, what it is," in the head with a pipe. #MyUselessSuperpower
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#MySummerPlans eat good food and sweat from the hot sun
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who want to get lost with me in a wild and undiscovered part of the world? We could be explorers #MySummerPlans https://t.co/mEgsYCrBET
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RT @RealDonalDrumpf: Try to pick a running mate who truly complements me #MySummerPlans @midnight https://t.co/D3kbrkMfq8
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#BillCosby raped children
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#BillCosby won an award and now black people feel oppressed when they don’t win it
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#BillCosby is accused in sexual battery
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Commencement Screech #CollegeCelebs
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Useless Ass Grant #CollegeCelebs @midnight
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Nicki College Minajment Software #CollegeCelebs
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Jewel State #CollegeCelebs @midnight
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#CollegeCelebs university of Flo-rida
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