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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Milk Eggs Soda Butter Bread.....er sorry wrong list here! Make a monster that will defeat the Power Rangers....
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Create a fake 'To-Do' list to feed to the general public. Do whatever I want 'cuz I'm the fuckin' President, bitch!
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#thefirst100daystodolist Erect a YUGE statue of yourself. *Chia seeds not included
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList At every press conference do jazz hands.....only little ones though!
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one day the stars will end all will draw to close perhaps it all will start again no one knows until that time live and help love grow #vss
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Send thank you note and cheese platter to James Comey #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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My dogs lie bored my cats yawn I in "at keyboard" form hand on mouse gently click & tap out web based tasks clients ask for I'm html's whore
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1. Buy hounds 2. Release hounds 3. Buy more hounds
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList @realDonaldTrump creates #alternativefacts about @AlecBaldwin. Ruins his career. Starts playing himself on @nbcsnl
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Recount the first 100 days so that it's actually 1,000,000 days, the biggest first 100 days in the history of ever. #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList start war with East Asia. Remind all that we have always been at war with East Asia.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Tell the truth, stop tweeting, grow up, shut up, stop dying hair, leave ACA alone,resign, go back to NY!
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#thefirst100daystodolist Not build a wall but tell supporters he was speaking metaphorically
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My Twitter has 2 speeds, dusty and quiet for days on end, or holy crap too many tweets flooding my feed at once! Sorry
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList find the Margaret Thatcher Horcrux and raise her using Hiter's DNA https://t.co/eL1dMs7J94
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#YouTubeChannelsINeed how to make money by watching YouTube all day long.
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#thefirst100daystodolist Waitin4Trump2Become"Presidential"isLikeWaitin4aPlaneAt aBusStop~America's beenWaitingSinceHisEscalatorDecent~ https://t.co/FsB9IlaK06
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