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Make them the best 100 days, better than all the other 100 days which were overrated! Sad! #thefirst100daystodolist
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList declare that the economy has started growing tremendously like never ever in the history of these United States
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Get rid of the smell of weed from the Whitehouse garden shed. #thefirst100daystodolist
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Keep Kelly happy and spunky... Ahh! Get Ivanka to design Kelly doll!(ready for x-mas?) https://t.co/SQX79fZ7Bf
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Replace Obamacare with a much more practical alternative #TheFirst100DaysToDoList https://t.co/fOgndDL8k2
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Remind ALL Those Celebrities That Their Campaigning, Marching and Bitching Counted for FUCK ALL! �����#TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList think up a catchier name than Obamacare that has something to do with Tax evasion
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Order a false-flag drone strike on myself then declare war on the MACHINES.
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Will anyone come close to setting records at #RoyalRumble? Like Kane, Reigns, or Mysterio did? #wwe #Wweroyalrumble #wweuniverse
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList swear in the rest of the cabinet on the real bible, The Anarchist's Cookbook.
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Cancel SNL, put CNN off the air, piss off the world #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList as a President I would play hashtag games the first 100 days..and next 4 years https://t.co/db1prwTOBu
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'@midnight #SexySports Karma Sutra rugby.'
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when the cops showed up and they were NOT strippers, oops https://t.co/vQhF0N79qN
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When I realized the Trump tags wouldn't stop after the election
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when people didn't know the ship would sink in Titanic..or that it really happened. https://t.co/0QvngeRomQ
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When My Tongue Felt Her Adam's Apple #IKnewWeWereDoomed
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed that minute I put the Cd-Rom in the drive. @mansizedthumbs https://t.co/3eUUL1aO8r
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed When more women agreed to indulge me ... Things will never be the same again, I should be SORRY ...
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#RedneckAMovie Walmart-e @midnight
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