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"Some things can only be said in slang and patois" @GabbyBellot on decolonizing language. https://t.co/jqI4kH8Vsl https://t.co/LvoebJ07Sm
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I was going to call in sick tomorrow, but someone already has the day off. Will that stop me? I'm 40% sure it won't. Stay tuned.
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#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings "Where's El Chapo? I thought I was meeting the president."
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#IGetDepressedWhen I hear people think Trump cutting social security and not raising minimum wage will somehow help this country -
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Twitter has tags that remind me I'm prone to depression #IGetDepressedWhen
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That Mexican said I was bankrupt! I never went bankrupt, so PROBABLY I'll sue em, because it'll be fun. #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
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#IGetDepressedWhen I have to go to work at the can crushing factory. It's soda pressing.
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#ThingsInventedWhileHigh Fear the Walking Dead's plot device
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Pokèmon Go. #ThingsInventedWhileHigh
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#GameShowHostPickUpLines You can stick with my $100,000 erection or keep playing for a chance to win a $1,000,000 or just get airtight.
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#GameShowHostPickUpLines You want to use one of your Lifelines to call Cupid?
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Deep fried twinkies/oreos #ThingsInventedWhileHigh
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#ThingsInventedWhileHigh The fluffernutter sandwich, pants for dogs, and the 2016 presidential election.
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'@Darth_Pingu @realJKCallaway @SugarGretel whoah! Wtf? Sorry guys just catching up. Just got here but seriously what the ACTUAL fuck?'
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#LabourDayTraditions Putting a flaming bag of poop on Columbus Day's porch.
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'@realJKCallaway thanks...the response and support from the community has been amazing! @SugarGretel'
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G-Yonce, when you are straight out of the hood. #YonceForAllOccasions
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People piss me off so much.
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'@kattfunny that’s why—the home depot lot in the name of comedy. :)'
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