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#LabourDayTraditions Getting stuck in a traffic jam because of all the idiot vacationers returning from the Cape https://t.co/gN6cyxPHEX
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'@KattFunny She just has to approve his request for direct deposit.'
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Okay, just this yonce. That's definitely what she said. #YonceForAllOccasions
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Have at least one person tell you "Winter is coming" #LabourDayTraditions
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I'll give you $100 if you have a condom in your purse #GameShowHostPickUpLines https://t.co/cb2vQMWTol
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Every @tacobell speciality menu item
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#GameShowHostPickUpLines Lesbians. Sorry, did I just say lesbians? I think I just said lesbians.
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What about some kind of whistle for women to blow in the event they are being raped? #ThingsInventedWhileHigh #rapereferee
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Nutella #ThingsInventedWhileHigh
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen Wilford Brimley actually shows up at your house to hand you Diabeetus literature
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Hey @sophie_diddles @SinCityChiGirl @bigmacher @adu1tg33k1 You made twitter moments! https://t.co/INzN0gdfv0 #HowToConfuseAMillenial
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Next up at 5A PDT \| 8A EDT \| 1P BST @monday_mayhem hosted by @CzexanCzich @googlygirl98 @LVGambler123
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you contemplate how long you have to lie in the same position in bed to call it yoga.
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Wondering if anyone loves James Corden as much as I do! https://t.co/1h1sU2lxQB
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you work up a sweat putting on your Velcro shoes.
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Let CLAY Services get you ready for fall with a Fall yard clean up. Call now to schedule a free estimate 540-425-6008.
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This isn't my game. I'm not obligated to RT anyone. The penis in my life is attached to a wonderful & well hung man. https://t.co/hr8s1MnpOP
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen the only vegetable in your diet is high fructose corn syrup.
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen all you can tweet about is sweeping legs. :(
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'@KattFunny that is a compliment, I cant get more than 2 to work on mine'
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