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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
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Sacrilegious memes are my favorite. #LowLevelConfessions http://t.co/0nIznCillQ
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
#LowLevelConfessions I wash dishes only when there`s no a single clean plate
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
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You still got it, don't ya? Oh, hells yeah. *high 5's self* #QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf http://t.co/abdt57NWJx
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
#QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf Did you finally go to the gym? http://t.co/aEJFJqUj1p
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
#LowLevelConfessions When I`m being late I usually press imaginary 'speed button' in the bus http://t.co/xVRhUpHbKx
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
#QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf hope, you learned how to knit? http://t.co/sLRozl1nAJ
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
'@jules70uk @JacquieSim � *went to check my own sofa'
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@danageezus   ·  28 Apr 2015
'@jules70uk @JacquieSim thanks god, i don`t have any cats and my dogs are big enouth'
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@danageezus   ·  29 Apr 2015
All the calories go to boobs #WorldDreamIn6Words
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@danageezus   ·  29 Apr 2015
My jokes are always funny & unique #WorldDreamIn6Words
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@danageezus   ·  29 Apr 2015
'@shelikesitloud @HashtagShenani I hate massages, am I gonna be executed? �'
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
Sterile Dancing #Unpopular80sMovies
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
Put mayonnaise on it #DirtyTalkIn4Words
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. #5WordFilmPlots
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
Meeting. Happiness. Parting. Happy ending (any romcom plot) #5WordFilmPlots
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
Maybe you shouldn't get married #UnsolicitedAdviceIn5Words
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
If I had a dick, I'd put it #ThingsIPutOnMyResume
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
You should try anti-acne mask #UnsolicitedAdviceIn5Words
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
Why aren't you two dating? #UnsolicitedAdviceIn5Words
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
My dog is too cute to leave him #ReasonsWhyImLate
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@danageezus   ·  30 Apr 2015
Sitting holding some weird stuff #5WordFilmPlots http://t.co/OlkKZhHxhb
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@danageezus   ·  1 May 2015
#CountryMusicIn5Words Jesus take the wheel, please http://t.co/6QaokEC8EA
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@danageezus   ·  1 May 2015
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The Wal Mart of music @midnight #CountryMusicIn5Words
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@danageezus   ·  1 May 2015
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Has anyone else noticed that trending #Mispelled80sBandNames is MISSPELLED?
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@danageezus   ·  1 May 2015
'@BassmanDave84 follow the dog`s word and don`t worry �'
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@danageezus   ·  1 May 2015
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#IWasFramedBecause the old man wanted to look cool in front of that blond kid. If he's dead, show me the body! http://t.co/5jipGb5KgZ
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@danageezus   ·  1 May 2015
#SkinnyMovies 12 Years a Slave of a Diet @SeanMoncrieff http://t.co/mrbsbPAiOE
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