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'@Giutarman I love taking pics of myself and can't help doing it'
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#IfICouldInventAnything it'd be a device which turns everything in protein but doesn't change the taste
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet you will work at your dull job forever
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet deep inside you know you CAN buy happiness
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet your father has never liked you
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet your mother and friends lie to you when they say you are pretty
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#IfICouldInventAnything it'd be a device that makes everyone beautiful
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#ScientificTVShows Arrested Development of Clones (that`s a total disaster, I tell ya) http://t.co/8n7SdZuzSW
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#ScientificTVShows The MoonPet Show
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'@Giutarman I haven`t decided yet �'
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#TrafficASong @HashtagShenani We'll drink together And when we drink we'll drive together, not alone!
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#TrafficASong Would you like to swing on a car Carry side mirror home in a jar?
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#TrafficASong Crash My Party Bus
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'@gtenacity god damn these little red corvettes �'
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#GenderSwapAMovie Gone Girl, and thanks god!
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#GenderSwapAMovie Interstellar Beauty Shop
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I knew it � https://t.co/eQJ3y9S8Eg
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I use AOL #BecauseImABitSlow
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I still have no money #VegasIn5Words @midnight
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Saw me? I was perfect, right? #SelfishFilms
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