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#CantLiveADayWithout wrong decisions
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#CantLiveADayWithout doughnuts
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#CantLiveADayWithout TACOBELL!!!!
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'@Canuckle_head @tacobell loool'
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#WeCantDateIf you are wearing socks with sandals
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'@DrYardSale @shelikesitloud yeah. Pregnancy test'
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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear take your wine
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Meh Will Hunting #MakeAMovieUnderwhelming
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High-Protein Breakfast Club #MakeAMovieUnderwhelming
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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear I'm Donald Trump (actually, no)
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#IsItJustMeOrDoesEveryone love Honey Boo-Boo?
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#IsItJustMeOrDoesEveryone think there should be a parenting test before getting pregnant
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You can succeed as stripper #5WordSilverLinings
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And finally I got it: one bottle of wine is enough #LastLineOfMyAutobiography
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I'm a nine-billion-dollar baby #Trumplebrags @midnight
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I cum diamonds #Trumplebrags @midnight
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It was me who said "Let them eat cake" #Trumplebrags @midnight
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Wake Me Up After Eight #putchocolateinasong
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Be Mine Little Cup-o-Gold Queen #putchocolateinasong
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M&Ms When September Ends #putchocolateinasong
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Too Drunk To KitKat #putchocolateinasong
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I'm On A MilkyWay To Hell #putchocolateinasong
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Baby's Got a Wonka #putchocolateinasong
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#IfMyDadWasPresident I would have a chance to marry someone
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