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@danageezus   ·  17 Jun 2015
#IfMyDadWasPresident 2 words: drunk driving
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@danageezus   ·  18 Jun 2015
now we got bad blood from bad donors #ReplyToASong
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@danageezus   ·  18 Jun 2015
you can stand under my umbrella oh no! not you! #ReplyToASong
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@danageezus   ·  18 Jun 2015
you wanna be an American idiot but I don't #ReplyToASong
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@danageezus   ·  19 Jun 2015
Thank you, Dad, you light up my life! #MyDreamDadIs http://t.co/BTKKVpkFSJ
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@danageezus   ·  19 Jun 2015
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
#DontTellYourFather about your trip. Yeah, THAT trip
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
#DontTellYourFather about your STDs
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
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'@DanaGeezus #DontTellYourFather he gave you an STD'
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
Game of Hawks #birdafilm
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
Old MacDonald Had A Wound #SongsThatHurt
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
Help! The Beatles are biting me #SongsThatHurt
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
#NanaWouldTellMe not to deal with the boys. They will fuck you and then leave you
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
#NanaWouldTellMe you'll never find someone. Try cats
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
#NanaWouldTellMe you are prettier after a couple of glasses of wine. And now they call me an alcoholic
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
Hey teacher leave us kids alone #SongsThatHurt http://t.co/paHM5veGWg
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
'@DocDarnell multiple plan'
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
'@DocDarnell you'll propose me in the end* *spoiler'
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2015
Age Ventura #AgeAMovie
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
I drank all the wine at the party #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave well, I was going to leave myself. There was not enough wine
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
I kissed a girl aaand... #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave (it was in Sudan)
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
I used to love dancing but... #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave http://t.co/73DXKz9f93
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
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I was trying on different condoms at the supermarket #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
I turned Panic! At the Disco on #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
Revived Donald Trump's wig #RejectedCarnivalSideshows
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
I will fix it #MyDadIn4Words
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
Vegetables is the best product for BBQ #FakeBBQFacts
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@danageezus   ·  21 Jun 2015
'@DocDarnell tastes like children �'
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