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Did you gain some weight? #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words
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#StuckInTheWildernessIWould make friends with the animals. Everybody loves me
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#HowToKeepYourGirlHappy "here's your wine"
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#HowIShowMyAge "You don't know Spice Girls? Pffff"
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Heavily tax fat people wearing leggins #MakeANewLaw
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Death penalty for people who torture and kill dogs #MakeANewLaw
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#PartyTexts mom, I'll stay at my friend's if you know what I mean
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#angrybands AC/DC is for Angry Cat/Dead Cat
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Spice in you eyes Girls #angrybands
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#HowIShowMyAge drinking wine, not shots
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Dial M for Mocca #CoffeeMovies
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'@Mmahone My favorite 4th of July game'
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'@brianheartsyou I've seen sense of humor on Ebay, you should try'
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#SingleBecause I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
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500 Days of ISIS #MakeAMovieGoBoom
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Honey, I Nuke the Kids #MakeAMovieGoBoom
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Eat. Pray. Boom #MakeAMovieGoBoom
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#ThingsIRevoltAgainst People who get offended by fucking EVERYTHING! Go buy yoursels sense of humor on Ebay!
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#OrderASongForDessert Frozen Youghurt by Madonna
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Skittles Baby One More Time #OrderASongForDessert
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We all live in the yellow tangrine #OrderASongForDessert
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We all live in the yellow tangerine #OrderASongForDessert
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#SingleBecause hashtag games
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#UnitedStatesIn3Words Happy Independence Day!��������
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#UnitedStatesIn3Words God bless America
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