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How about we try for world peace by putting all world leaders in a room and play 'Louis Armstrong - what a wonderful world' on repeat
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#IShouldveBeenArrested for speeding but the cop was on his way to see #StarWarsTheForceAwakens too.
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'@ANGRYref Not vs. 6'6" 240 lbs. SWAT police officers defending their kids. :)@HockeyGirlWendy @icerinkmomma'
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'@ANGRYref that guy trying to fight him is a fat moron. This isn't going to go well for him." It didn't. @HockeyGirlWendy @icerinkmomma'
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This after I show myself not to be a bot or spam.
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Your tutorial of the day on how to mess with a cat. https://t.co/BeVH5OMcAg
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'@BanjoPatty Phew. Thinking same. Although leather couch is out. Must get energy to drag futon in there.'
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Some Christmas carols creep me out way more then anything Halloween has to offer.
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'@lizs_heart I'd better step away from the camera&get off of Twitter before I do who-knows-what. Ppl are RT'ing! What have I done?! G'night;)'
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#IShouldveBeenArrested and forced to sit next to someone who is crocheting something that isn't there.
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How can it be December in Wales when it's going to be 16-18° outside today?
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What I miss most about smoking is that first rush of nicotine to your brain that helps remind you that 'today is not the day for murder'
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#YouSeemToHaveMistakenMeFor those 90% of the asian kids who knows their math. Well, I belong to the other 15%.
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Breaking: US Attorney announces DOJ and FBI will conduct a comprehensive review of #DarriusStewart case.
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Receipts from so-called hangover cures from this year. Note to self: the only real cure is another drink. Cheers #UnusualHolidayDecorations
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#StarWarsTheForceAwakens Fans! Check Out New HILARIOUS Gameplay https://t.co/JeaQyPXamW @GamerRetweeters @YT_Retweets @FastestRts_ @ShoutRTs
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Katherine Waterston to Star in Ridley Scott's Alien: Covenant https://t.co/qLaTHE9uSA via @SuperHeroHype https://t.co/r5yWB2xIId
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'@CamilleEChavez @amazon I am looking forward to reading this book.'
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