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#ItsTimeToPanicWhen it's 10 minutes to closing and there are only 2 beers left.
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#ItsTimeToPanicWhen you're halfway to the next floor and the escalator breaks down.
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#FoundItOddThat "Come up for coffee" doesn't mean quite the same thing for the ladies who do #Starbucks product testing
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#FoundItOddThat the drummer of ZZ Top - the one guy WITHOUT the long-ass beard - well, his last name is "Beard"
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#FoundItOddThat someone posting selfies caused so much hostility. Is it not ok to feel good about ourselves anymore?
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#MoreOftenThanNotI wonder if the tagging community realises that Twitter is global and not everyone who plays is American or Canadian.
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Some ideas are a bit out of reach. Understanding it all #IsABitOfALeap What's out there for you? Let's play!! https://t.co/kj5rCaEtka
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#AlternativeOscarNominations Most hits on a viral video (non sex-tape)
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#MakeGolfExciting fucking flies--RIP George "Watching golf on TV is about as exciting as watching flies fuck!" --George Carlin
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Remember: if you don't pretend to care about the Oscars today at work, your boss CAN fire you.
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Your assertion that The Cat in the Hat is an indictment of capitalist dogma #IsABitOfALeap
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Hot Singles in your area want to borrow your tent. #TellACampfireTale @monday_mayhem
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for the most patient women who was called fat ass #AlternativeOscarNominations
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#AlternativeOscarNominations Best burn scars due to highly flammable facial hair. https://t.co/rQZr8h8eUs
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#WeNeedMusicBecause Nobody could sing horrible karaoke. @ShutUpAmanda
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#HateToBeRudeBut your boss kind of smells! @HashtagSirens @Pheramuse @CharisseMSRD https://t.co/6QPBX5wk0w https://t.co/639K6iahTi
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