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Samplers were once how young girls showed their skill, modesty & marriageability. But Edith-Anne didn't give a shit https://t.co/A4Cp4LtGzg
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'@pH1Online �� don't get me started on alphabetising my CDs. That's just good sense!'
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#IGottaThinkAbout why the Mcflys still employed Biff even after he tried to rape Lorraine at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance
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#IGottaThinkAbout who it is that's stealing my shirts, I had 7 im down to 5, fuckin laundromat people
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#IGottaThinkAbout what that suspicious old guy who runs the funfair is up to?
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im not saying she was cold, but an Eskimo made a home in her cunt
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#IWouldPreferToForget my school teachers, screw em
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#IWouldPreferToForget that Saved By The Bell is done and won't be resurrected for netflix
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#IWouldPreferToForget saying "panties" when the Policewoman stopped me and said "Anything you say will be taken down"
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#IWouldPreferToForget where I hid the Easter eggs... I like to hunt too!
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All of the things #IWouldPreferToForget are the ones I always remember. Sucks, doesn't it?
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#iwouldprefertoforget that i saw a movie with Ben Affleck playing DareDevil
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#IWouldPreferToForget I've reached this level of desperation � https://t.co/dlP5hJ3atC https://t.co/uYQxrXrkAp
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#IWouldPreferToForget my last birthday in hooters
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#IWouldPreferToForget Bernie's last speech
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#IWouldPreferToForget everything about the elections, I'm so fucking tired
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#FakeTaxFacts After April 15th, H&R Block agents work on ice cream trucks, then as leaf blowers, then as mall Santas until the next year.
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A $1500 refund will be issued to you if your accountant wears a funny hat to the audit. #FakeTaxFacts
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After your wife, IRS is the only one who can touch your bank account without your knowledge. #FakeTaxFacts
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