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If Trump does one thing, he needs to end this bullshit as it relates to business and services on Sunday. This is Murika!
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I can't wait for you to get back from church and read this tweet
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Grab them while they last!Shop the Mistress Of The Dark @therealelvira limited edition 35th… https://t.co/CEC7BWwQMw
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Oh you need to get laid, let me put up an ad on Craigslist for you �
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'@Ely_K_Werdel Doing alright. this adulting thing gets busy sometimes. hiw bout u?'
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#NationalCookieDay is the one day of the year when #cookies have their say so listen-up -they have opinions about everything like everybody https://t.co/1gzM0F8dX8
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Put in whoever you want. Alabama isn't losing.
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I haven't had clothes on for longer than 15 minutes since Friday. #OddThingsToBeProudAbout
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This morning I'll be appearing in an all-nude wet male revue in my shower. Space and interest are both very limited.
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Working a boring will literally make me contemplate death. https://t.co/hQWe7ZX2XN
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Westworld, a much safer reality.
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Breaking Report: Trump Campaign Allegedly Violated Constitutional Law to Alter Election Results https://t.co/WBxSMFilj3 via @HuffPostBlog
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A man once got mad bc my ma asked me for a tampon in Punjabi + demanded we speak English so my ma asked him if he had a tampon + he ran away
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Friend: teach me how to not be retarded Me: step 1 is getting a teacher who isn't also retarded
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Until proven false @realDonaldTrump is #PutinsPoodle & @GenFlynn is #Putinsbitch & @MFlynnJR is #PutinsChihuahua it will be a Russian story! https://t.co/HMq57bdqmh
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"THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" Paul Revere could be heard yelling from horseback, vowing to never attend another Redcoat circle jerk.
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Radar - Radical Arachnophoby #AlternativeAcronymInterpretations
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RT @DidITweetThat: Terrorists Release UnAmerican Manufactured Products #TRUMP #AlternativeAcronymInterpretations @WorldOfHashtags
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