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#IdRunForPresidentIf cussing at press conferences was not prohibited
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wanted to bring the US down but we already seem to have enough such guys in the government
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my selfconfidence didn't directly correlate with the percentage of alcohol in my blood
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I understood economy. That's the difference between me and Bernie Sanders
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was good at lying and pretending I was some kind of role model.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that would mean I could cancel the Kardashians, once and for all
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didn't have to talk with anyone, meet with anyone, look at anyone, or be in the same vicinity as anyone.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf My online reputation wasn't so important to me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was millions of dollars in debt,was able to make shit up for the media to broadcast to distract people,and can't read
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could convince any woman to give me a blowjob. Let alone an intern at the office. �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf on liberal progressive platform. Universal healthcare. Universal college. Nationwide legal pot. No wars. No fracking
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I get 2 choose my secret service agents. They all need 2 be gay, bi, drag queens or trans. No tougher people than LGBT
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the day after the SuperBowl was made into a holiday
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wanted to bring the US down but we already seem to have enough such guys in the government
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was a C student in college...... wait I'm sure that happened already
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i was stupid, but i'd prolly lose by a landslide coz 'mericans apparently love to hate https://t.co/gMo6izcFza
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could make Fridays part of the weekend but everyone still gets paid for it! 4 day work week everybody!!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were given an unauthorized lobotomy. Could not pay me enough for the crap they take, at the hands of people like me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didnt have to release my taxes and could sit on twitter all day while the press bowed down to me for better ratings �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could keep my twitter set as private so only a select few knew what I was tweeting about instead of millions.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf but Im not into cigars, BJ's lambasting immigrants and marrying one.
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