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#My2017Resolution Is To Increase My Daily Jerk-Off Rate & Produce A Greater Volume Of Splooge.
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I create my own illusions, that doesn't mean I'm delusional
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Kanye West visited Trump in New York on Tuesday. It's far from the first time the rapper has made this kind of news. https://t.co/gNg9spxCsG https://t.co/vyi2UCSTjy
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If you don't want Rogue One spoilers, I highly recommend not watching the opening crawl of A New Hope.
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Top NDC minister retires himself after painful election defeat https://t.co/HMm1gbwvXd via @yencomgh
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did you fly too close to the sun again?
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are you the moth or the flame
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#TellACelebWhyYouLikeThem .@jk_rowling for reinvigorating a generation's love of reading. Books so good I will share them w/my kids.
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#ElfDatingProblems They Get Kinky& Cheat With Your Roommate Barbie When You Are Not.Around https://t.co/qObTUxBO76
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'@AlecBaldwin for his Donald Trump impersonations & making the real one angry #TellACelebWhyYouLikeThem'
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I love @ArianaGrande (my idol) because she is beautiful, talented, funny, loves her fans, and is caring. #TellACelebWhyYouLikeThem
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians t-shirts with Trump
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians The Definitive Guide to Twitter Don'ts by Donald "Triggerfinger" Trump
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians a membership to a jelly of the month club in lieu of their normal pay. #payforwork
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One year subscription to NSA resources for Hillary to keep a tab on Bill #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians minimum wage. At least it would reflect the real impact they have
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians Willie Wonka-style candies revealing their sins
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A copy of The Jungle Book to show them how a real leader acts #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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#WCW b/c they stimulate the economy @cakikeith @laughrodite4u @cemeteryminda @KitLaTigre @ThisIsTory @catbirdsuite @CajunAndCute https://t.co/qeD8q0jodG
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