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Gave baby Hitler a big hug, you animals. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Leap 10 years ahead. Kingdom Hearts III still isn't out yet. #timetravelerproblems https://t.co/5tNBcXxMIl
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#DouglasAdams and the #bescherelle of doom. What verb tense to use when you are in you time machine telling a story. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause my husband wants to call our daughter as pokemon #PokemonGo
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I know Hillary is one of them but I can’t catch her #PokemonGo
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They've got free wifi..... ~a love story
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause now I am not afraid to be fat but I am afraid to be killed by car #PokemonGO
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause it makes me feel old and out of touch. Like when those teens mocked me for saying Pokemons and I threw my VCR at them
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I'm worried those little critters might be an endangered species.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause it's ruining my fantasy life. I can't fantasize about someone once I know they do this crap. Unsexy as fuck.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause too many black people are playing. this is just for stupid whites! WAKE UP! #PokemonGO
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause It gives meth heads a reason to leave their house at 3am.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause my daughter wants to go to ppls houses to catch them. We can pretend to be a Jehovahs whiteness ..
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I don't understand it. I hate everything I don't understand. -Republican hashtagger
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause young people enjoy playing it and it's my duty as an over-30 to crap all over anything "they" enjoy
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause i don't like anything that requires me to use my legs
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I really don't But I'd better have a good old fashioned orgy instead of playing #PokemonGO
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause As a peeping Tom, it has taken away all my good spots in the bushes.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I'd never seen it written down only spoken, I'm banned from several supermarkets for defacing mangos.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause Got an eevee in a damn 10 km egg � #PokemonGo
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause if I will find one of them on #HillaryClinton's ass I can not resist and will blow her ass up
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#ihatepokemongobecause it leads to an increase in Anti-social behaviours.
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