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#IShouldGetAMedalFor using the turn signal almost EVERY time I was suppose to today!
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor not travelling anywhere in last 3 years
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor being so tired but staying up till late anyway for no damn reason at all.
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor saving that old lady from stepping into traffic and getting hit by a truck. No wait ... lying ... a medal for lying �
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Give the spectators performance enhancing drugs #WaystoImprovetheOlympics
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Phil Collins has a special device from Apple It's an invisible Touch
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor eating those gluten free sugarless brownies, otherwise known as "compost" https://t.co/mPQiHOe3Ts
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A Brief History of the Density Matrix \| Saved By Gödel https://t.co/Kq5ZxPvFJk https://t.co/ycMwlJJLLM
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I liked Suicide Squad. Whatever flaws people say it has were irrelevant to me. It was fun.
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor Dawg Baiting. @KeshaTedder K Dawg and her Jar Jar suit baiting to be more specific...
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor tennis
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor successfully making small talk with a friend or stranger without feeling socially awkward.
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor how many cooking competition shows are on my DVR right now.
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#IStartCryingWhen I see Kanye West tweeting s*it and getting thousands of likes anyway� https://t.co/KwHslqaIUK
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#IStartCryingWhen I think of all the sacrifices made by Donald Trump over the years.
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