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#ArmyWomenProblems catching your period in the battlefield is not the business! �
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#ArmyWomenProblems no one sees how beautiful my legs are because of this pants
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Falling in love with cutie terrorist. Thinking she can change him. #ArmyWomenProblems
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You know when you drive by construction sites and the women are just holding signs? I'm sure it's something like that. #ArmyWomenProblems
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Constantly being hit on by 'heat seeking missiles.' #ArmyWomenProblems
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I'll have who she's having. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Holy Shit...you mean he isn't gay?? #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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I promise YOU will learn how to cook, clean, fold laundry, wash dishes, etc. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding just because you knocked her up doesn't mean you have to marry her. She is a huge bitch
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She was my second choice. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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How long is this going take, I have a hashtag game to play... #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Why is that tatted up whore tryna wear white? #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding SOLD!!!
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#UniteBlue as #TrueBlue -- HRC is Republican Lite #FeelTheBern #BernieOrBust #SeeYouInPhilly #NeverHillary https://t.co/U71Quy1ULY
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I believe you won't #UnblockMyTwitter, because any huge pussy wouldn't
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Our Top10 #NewContractions Features One From @KeshaTedder! Watch, Like, Share, Comment and PLEASE Subscribe! https://t.co/BWgFGTil2I
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#WhenILookBackOnItNow i realise that it didn't really matter. We have to keep moving! Even if its hard for us! �✌
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I haven't watched #GameofThrones in three weeks. I assume that all of the characters are either dead or have mutilated genitals by now.
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding I used to date the bride...and the groom...
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