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Taggers! Please join @ZenRand and special guest hosts @Nessa_Star4 & @Joyannah73 for a new tag THU 23JUN 830P EDT! https://t.co/bLNOeeTOxx
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Me: I want happiness Buddha: Remove "I". That's ego. Take away " want". That's desire. Child, now you're left with happiness.
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#MyWeirdFortuneSays "One, two, is this on? Ha, yo Jimmy hit me with that Triple H (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) "
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#MyWeirdFortuneSays "You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby"
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Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty" https://t.co/9mIyEVEK8Z
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#AddCoffeeImproveASong ☕ �Cappuccinos When You're On My Mind (George Strait) https://t.co/Buq6T1LlrJ
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#ObamaNextJob professional sleeper
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#ObamaNextJob cleaning the house while his wife works
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#ObamaNextJob A special man who will protect radical Islam
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Professional warmonger ##ObamaNextJob
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#ObamaNextJob watches advertisement
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He could be a good actor playing failed POTUS on TV #ObamaNextJob
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Professional warmonger #ObamaNextJob
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#ReasonsToLeaveEU Germany says bad words. I know it was a happy birthday speech, but they could just not sound like the Axis
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#ILikelySpendTooMuchTime tweeting on my smartphone.
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#RuinAVideoGame "Hey Squidward! I'm SHOVELing....at KNIGHT!!!"
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'@TimeTravelnMan @ANGRYref I haven't passed out ALL the passwords yet���'
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RT @metalhanded: #ILikelySpendTooMuchTime too drunk to keep both eyes open.
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#ILikelySpendTooMuchTime making fake accounts on OK Cupid.
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#ILikelySpendTooMuchTime gaming
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#RuinAVideoGame Super Mario Brethren
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RT @StarfoxHylian: #RuinAVideoGame Star Fox cancelled Firefly
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Metal Gear Flaccid @midnight #RuinAVideoGame
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RT @LeifLJones: #RuinAVideoGame Attempt to belittle women by forcing men to play interactive PSA ads as SJW advocates getting cat-called fo…
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