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#IHaveARightToKnow Why the Blackhawks referees are completely clueless?! I could ice skate far more successfully than these freaks!!
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#IHaveARightToKnow what exactly about my outfit violates the casual Friday policies https://t.co/qGrxxzPWOt
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#IHaveARightToKnow if you're wearing a wonder bra.. It's false adverting.
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#IHaveARightToKnow why our government is treating marijuana like deadly drugs when not one person died in last 3 thousand years from it
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Guliani and Chris Christie both were prosecutors. Both are cynical and shameless whores. These things are connected methinks.
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#MondayMorningsAre an indication that I've come out of weekend hibernation four days too early �
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#NationalBoyfriendDay is in my top 5 of holidays celebrating fictional characters.
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Nothing will make you pour out the vodka like saying "that's so fetch" and a rando penguin showing up with shit. #MeanGirlsRules https://t.co/vaaYRcuCpu
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Eat diet pills for dinner. They totally count as food. #MeanGirlsRules
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I don't think my father, the inventor of the Toaster Strudel, would approve of these unsanctioned #MeanGirlsRules
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#MeanGirlsRules You must carry a little yippy DOG in your purse, never a large & beautiful & wise & stripey CAT.
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If I am PMSing and we meet, there will be a fight and you gotta be okay with that. And yes, its all your fault.. #MeanGirlsRules
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#MeanGirlsRules all potential boyfriends must have a good credit score.
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☕ #MondayMorningsAre glad that there's an @monday_mayhem #hashtag to be played ~ So that there's an excuse for that bed not to be made.�
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#MeanGirlsRules - screw the paparazzi i'm still famous!❤️ :) https://t.co/0fRvcJtCs5 https://t.co/jkNFwwyxIT
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#MondayMorningsAre WOOOOOOOO LET'S GO!! I got a WEEK to START!! I got stuff to DO! #mondaymotivation https://t.co/XoH3nvGzpu
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Is there a limit to how badass you can make this Monday?? I think not. Why? Because math. #MeanGirlsRules #mondaymotivation https://t.co/af9YrEQOzo
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The other person's handbag is always the designer fake. #MeanGirlsRules
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They were the first ones to step onto the planet. Not bad for two outlaws. #Twitterfiction #microfiction #scifi
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