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Stop trying to make “bae” happen. It’s never gonna happen. #MeanGirlsRules
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Happy #NationalBoyfriendDay to the best bf ever. Glad you're always hot, ready, & there when I need you most. �❤ https://t.co/peKAdX4YGn
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I'm glad to see they have these yummy low sodium ramen noodles! I can eat fast tonight, but not worry! #unlikelythingsheardatwalmart
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Wow look at all the cashiers at all the checkout stands #UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart https://t.co/W1MZC1hHqu
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It's ok, Mom. You're right. I don't need this toy. I'll put it back. #UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart https://t.co/exPuBpID89
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"That woman has the most well behaved nine children I have ever seen." #UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart
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"Look at all the available employees to help me find what I need" #UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart
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Does this store make my ass look fat? #UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart
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#unlikelythingsheardatwalmart Oh, how I envy her husband.
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We accept Apple and Android Pay #UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart
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#UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart I also feel like the trending twitter topics are always to long or too lame and stupid This one isn't far
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Where can I leave my miniature poodle while I shop? #UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase let's try vegan pizza today
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Boy, grandma sure tastes better in death than she did in life... #ruinadinnerinonephrase
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"Long story short, I never did find the tip of my finger in the casserole." #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase and now, time for a toast. May Allah destroy all you kuffir.....Cheers! Pass the lamb schwarma please.
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Our waiter is such an ageist! He just asked me to show my ID as if they don't serve alcohol to minors here! https://t.co/YnOVzmlDJk
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I hope the smell doesn't bother you, I'm cooking kittens
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