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If you had cosmetic surgery last year, I'm sorry but you cannot write it off, unless you were way ugly at the start. #FakeTaxFacts
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Smearing feces on your tax form will get you a long Caribbean vacation! #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/L8jsx3EIWq
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Raising the capital gains tax is more fair, even if less revenue is generated https://t.co/eJk38DII38 #FakeTaxFacts
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The US military does not use your tax dollars attempting to make a real life light saber. @HashFakeFacts #FakeTaxFacts
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Animals have plans on how they spend their tax refund by creating a pie chart. #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/88rNT0mr1P
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The tax preparation fees @HandRBlock are totally reasonable. #FakeTaxFacts
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If someone invites you to their immaculate, tidy home and says "sorry about the mess", run. They have killed before and they will kill again
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'@TnGovern @VABVOX @sherrilee7 @frodofied @NYDailyNews @chucktodd She acts more like his caregiver than his wife. Jeez.'
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#IWouldPodcastA tutorial on how not to do anal bleaching with toilet duck�
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"Every moment & event of a person's life on earth plants something in the soul." ~TMerton https://t.co/Vp64HIzqnf RT @PardueSuzanne @AKhosty
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'@JamesCantorPhD @ghostinmarble Of course, but current science on the topic underwhelms and socialization is pretty big factor in our lives'
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Welcome to twitter, you can hang your thin skin on the FB rack.
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I'll always gesticulate and bla-bla but nothing will changes #HillaryPickUpLines https://t.co/PmKVglrnXp
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I can explain how to live with bastard! #HillaryPickUpLines
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#HillaryPickUpLines I can do a great line in greetings cards for your wife..... https://t.co/CtOUgwyaeL
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Is your favourite movie 'For A Few Dollars More'? Cause if it is, then I'm the woman with no name!! #HillaryPickUpLines
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#HillaryPickUpLines why yes, I will gladly accept your donation in exchange to be your little bitch
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#HillaryPickUpLines There's something about an elderly lady dressed like Mao that really turns me on.
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The last Clinton gave me bad taste in my mouth- Monica #HillaryPickUpLines
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"I carry 2 phones to sext. Or because I don't know how phones work. You decide." #HillaryPickUpLines
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