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I can't be contrarian about Donald Trump anymore: He's terrifying https://t.co/VhXsQukw7S via @voxdotcom
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i think all tories need fucking sanctioning , on their fucking tax avoidance and expenses , lets get this country in order
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#ThingsYouShouldntAsk What does water taste like?
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I could have become a @Pornhub amateur model and they would call me 'Han Solo" #ButIWasTweetingInstead https://t.co/qL7aJnExkr
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The next lie comes quickly As it usually does Until finally, oh! Finally! She made a choice to change her life. #WorldPoetryDay
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The protagonist engages readers; he moves the plot forward. His goals are the point of the story. #writetip
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I could have been eating fence while wearing weird costume #ButIWasTweetingInstead https://t.co/bgC2j0BaEt
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#ForTwitters10thBirthday I'm gonna ask my imaginary friend to show himself...
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I was going to head out for that blind date #ButIWasTweetingInstead and stayed in.
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#ForTwitters10thBirthday I wanted to bake a cake that said #LoveTwitter #ButIWasTweetingInstead @AndyHashtagger
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when you ask him "what you in the mood to eat?" and he replies "you" ��
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Y'all don't understand how long I have been riding for @rihanna. I will never forget this. She followed me too. #NavyForFuckingLife !!!!!!!
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'@6LoudAndLost9 Awww, G. What would I do without your boosts to my crappy self-esteem?! #MCM , Mr. G. Your satisfaction rating is ���!'
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I wanted to become a questionable self-tearing superhero with a cock hat #ButIWasTweetingInstead https://t.co/ULuQONydhD
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The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
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With the new day comes new strength and new… laziness #MyMondayDemotivation
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