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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen you said you didn't like mickey mouse https://t.co/4gQwNc8nFt https://t.co/2FZXoSOWlG
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#ItTurnedAwkward When I had an exam and everyone else used a ruller and I have no idea why https://t.co/E1MS1PUhqE
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#ItTurnedAwkward When I got malaria
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#ItTurnedAwkward When my bae's little sister was more pretty
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen you asked if I was REALLY going to read all the words. #yes #reading! #booksforever
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#Outnumbered! on @FoxNews, Bullshit Mountain at its Finest #RejectedBingeWatching https://t.co/hZi6jhDdh8
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'@bunnyhugger75 @tlcprincess Amy "out of control" is another great one by them. �'
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86. GOAL!! @aguerosergiokun with a fine header to provide the faintest glimmer of hope to the closing stages. City 1-3 @lcfc #mcfc
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It will take a very special woman indeed to get #BeneathMySuitOfArmor The rest will just see the scrapes and dents. https://t.co/W9VBwPClKN
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor is a vicious beast with a mean streak a mile wide... #RunAway https://t.co/6M6cKJuAXr
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Dear Twitter, When I said to go fuck yourself, it was a figure of speech. Don't really do it. #RIPTwitter
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor I'm not budging until the Pandorica opens, because I'm a Roman-tic. @bbcdoctorwho https://t.co/h1vlldDTIw
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor is a wounded heart and a pistol. Keep walking, Jackass.
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I gave sugar diabetes. (Thats how sweet I am ) #SaySomethingSweetIn4Words
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#SorryImEatingPizza with ketchup I had to try it & now I won't do it ever again because I didn't like it with ketchup
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I can't drop it like its hot, but I can awkwardly lower it until it requires mild medical attention.
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I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. ~Michael Jordan #quote https://t.co/SCoZ9hmIij
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#IslamicTerrorism Syria issue highlighted at Munich Security Conference: ... relations with ... https://t.co/tND65KJoGL #Islam #UHF #TCOT
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#AsPresidentIWill increase the minimum wage... For myself
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#AsPresidentIWill make you all millionaires. Then you'll just about be able to afford a loaf of bread if you are lucky.
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#AsPresidentIWill spend all my money to become a superhero
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