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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality #POTUSLastTweet
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet it was all Russian hackers fault
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet I'll finally make a dent in that boxset backlog
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet Sorry not my problem anymore...
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet 8 years!!! Just pulled off the greatest troll in history. Top that, bitches!
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet Heading to Mar A Lago with the whole family. Lots of beds to pee on! P.S. Go fuck yourself Baldy!
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet: I'll be attending Reverend Wright, racist church again.
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet remember that time I kicked Romney's ass? Haha
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet Just ordered a new coat of paint for Trump's new "Black House" (snickers)
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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Y'all are on your own, Obama out! #POTUSLastTweet
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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Just left upper decker in the last of the 87 toilets in the WH. Took me weeks. All yours Orange Crash (Waiting to Happen). #POTUSLastTweet
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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Totally reading all the #POTUSLastTweet in his voice. Thanks, Obama.
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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How can we have a #POTUSLastTweet when we have the next POTUS coming in and he loves to tweet?
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet Time to grow that Letterman beard
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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Kenya? Fuck no, I'm going to Disney World, bitch. #POTUSLastTweet
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet Michelle and I slept in that bed for eight years. Unleash the golden showers!
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet Bye, Felicia
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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Republicans plan to roll back parts of landmark Endangered Species Act https://t.co/JnGIeWXmnz
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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I designed a serious backdoor vulnerability: shoot a torpedo into the reactor. #POTUSLastTweet
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet Viva La Mexicana
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet How much does a one-way ticket to Kenya cost? It's been a while since I've been home.
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet "May the odds be ever in your favor."
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#Price needs to lay out his plan for the 30 million Americans who stand to lose insurance if the ACA is repealed. https://t.co/uD4YkoVkz5
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
I'm not pregnant #3WordsBetterThanILoveYou
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
#POTUSLastTweet Sorry folks, you're screwed. POTUS, out!
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet I'll see you all in Canada
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@jasper_fly   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet Obama's class? "Give him the chance to Lead. He is not without his controversies. But we can agree, he loves his country"
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