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#IKeepWonderingIf people actually make a hobby out of correcting others on twitter ��
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#WhenWereAllDead I'll be smiling from the heavens because we're no longer living in hell which we call earth
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some guy just came up to me, yelled "what are you some kind of midget?!", took my coffee, and walked away. i'm 5"11' and confused
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#IKeepWonderingIf people will stop assuming anyone opposed to Trump is a "Leftist". If that makes you feel better though, go ahead.
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He purposely kept that staff in his right hand. He knows the devil when he sees him. https://t.co/IcG0YrCocv
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#IKeepWonderingIf KY jelly is actually made in Kentucky.
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship Me or the PS4? She asked. I hope she's fine wherever she is Hahaha.
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship i guess am over qualified believeme! total disaster!
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#TwitterCanBeABit like parliament. Everyone has a point of order but it all means shit.
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship Coz m gng through a hardtym n cnt let someone go through dat
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship People ignore God values in a relationship yet expecting Godly results
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship she got mad i farted on her puss when she was about to cum @Emphoto21
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship bcos I ain't tryna keep any girl letting the world know of our movements like this https://t.co/oBJ7tCylOg
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Gotta get a car and my own house since guys want "established" women these days #ReasonsIAintInARelationship
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship It's karma . I never forwarded those chain messages from mxit .
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList care about our won country
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList build the Death Star
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList lift restrictions on energy productions
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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Cancel NAFTA Cancel Russian Sanctions Cancel SNL Cancel NATO Cancel UN Cancel Incest Laws Cancel EPA Cancel CNN
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1)Screw over home owners 2)Screw over healthcare 3)Finally tell the truth that it was all lies 4)Waiting on Putin
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Create a fake 'To-Do' list to feed to the general public. Do whatever I want 'cuz I'm the fuckin' President, bitch!
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1.Grab Pussy 2.Make a typo in a tweet 3.Sanction money for wall 4.Deport Obama https://t.co/ntqK8c8vAr a Hamilton
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1. Declare Marshall Law 2. Shut Down The New York Times 3. Deport Bill Maher to France
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Convince people that the Hunger Games is a good idea #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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