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The Long and Hard Jump #sexysports
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed the second his queen became angry and she grabbed her trusty bat https://t.co/GINtnFbusf
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#iknewweweredoomed when somebody said the egg salad tasted "off"
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#sexysports Field Hooker @midnight
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Forward Pass to Mouth #SexySports @midnight
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Bae Ruth #SexySports @midnight
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when we started giving no talent rich kids their own TV shows and calling them celebrities
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When they took away our stars⭐️
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'@midnight #RedneckAMovie Suicide Squashed'
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#RedneckAMovie Banjo Inchained @midnight
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Yodel Yodel Land #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Grits a Wonderful Life #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Son/uncle In Law #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Mullet Mike #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Dude, Where's NASCAR? @midnight #RedneckAMovie
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#RedneckAMovie The girl with the Budwiser tattoo.
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#ItsRiskyTo be an asshole
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#ItsRiskyTo Say you don't drink as people seem to get offended and ask "Well what do you even do" Heroin! I do Heroin is that better?
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#ItsRiskyTo make a good film based on a video game because they aren't. So why the bloody hell are we still bothering to make films of em?
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#ItsRiskyTo ask me to pronounce your name correctly. All names look like "cunt" to me.
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