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@kencannone   ·  3 Aug 2016
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#WednesdayWisdom Don't piss off the quiet ones.
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@kencannone   ·  3 Aug 2016
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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe trying not to get sick while swimming in the poo water
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@kencannone   ·  3 Aug 2016
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Instead of a backpack, a book-strap. #HipsterSchoolSuppliesList https://t.co/1tPdtHeR1e
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@kencannone   ·  3 Aug 2016
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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe not spilling my drink while being in the middle of a bar fight,excuse me
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@kencannone   ·  3 Aug 2016
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a walkman and an undying judgement for anyone carrying an ipod #HipsterSchoolSuppliesList
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut...who gives a fuck, right? https://t.co/BO4gDYet6U
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut she loves me unconditionally!
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut it depends on what your definition of is is
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut crossing the border illegally and commuting crimes warrants automatic citizenship.
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom Play a naked game of "Duck,Duck,Goose" with the rest of the patients.......
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
Count the tiles in the ceiling #ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
Prostitution and #WeedsIllegalBut I still smoke a bowl with my escort after sex.
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut Yet somehow Weird Al Yankovic still has a career.
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom build a fort out of all the chairs, live in it
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom play the Simpsons Tapped Out game on your cell
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut don't watch The Wall without it. *really, don't* https://t.co/OVpvoEGX1c
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
Look at a picture of Hillary to prevent myself from doing what I usually do when I'm bored #ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom https://t.co/juVkppriIY
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut cancer is at an all time high.... Oh wait theres your problem and solution
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut if we replace trees with Weed in paper production. Cop:"Were you smoking weed sir?" Me:"Just burning some sensitive info"
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut it and #hemp could change the #world if we #change that. #JohnsonWeld2016 want to make that change #LibTownHall #TeamGov
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom jack off and shove a dildo up my butt
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
#WeedsIllegalBut I can park my car inside your house.
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
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#ObamasWishList Hillary gives me half of her foundation
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
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They should have a separate Twitter just for posts about the Olympics so that way I won't miss any of @tlcprincess selfies..
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
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#ObamasWishList A burned copy of the movie Pootie Tang
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
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Make a porno with Trump's daughter. (that might be in everyone's wish list) #ObamasWishList
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
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#ObamasWishList a role in Game Of Thrones where he can cut Trump's head and burn his wig
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
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@kencannone   ·  4 Aug 2016
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#ObamasWishList I need that iron that you can control via Internet https://t.co/u4ghf6QHYs
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