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#POTUSLastTweet I'm not telling you the V-chip password on the TV, I hope you like PBS Kids
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#POTUSLastTweet I’m rich so I don’t care. You’re not, so just beware!
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#POTUSLastTweet Hope I remembered to log out of my Netflix account on the Smart TV and computers.
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#POTUSLastTweet Me and Joe are going to tour performing pool trick shots like the Globetrotters of pool under the name #PotusTheBalls
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Today's statistics show that since 2010 the number of people in work has risen in every region and nation of the UK: https://t.co/Pl3dwjZGMV https://t.co/qZutkDzIws
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#POTUSLastTweet I hate wearing suits, Hawaiian shirts and khakis till I die
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#POTUSLastTweet - New phone, Who dis? - It's Trump. I have a few questions. Need your help - Ha. (click)
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#POTUSLastTweet I am now going to add new bedrooms & curtains to my personal war bunker. Y'all have fun.
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#POTUSLastTweet 'A bookie gave me odds of a million to one that world would end in 2017. Donald put a million on to say that it would.'
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Naked twister sounds dangerous... Right foot red in the wrong position and your dick is up my ass.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I was your president? #POTUSLastTweet
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#POTUSLastTweet When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done, help me leave behind some reasons to be missed.
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I peed on your rug. #POTUSLastTweet
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#POTUSLastTweet Sadly, orange is now the new black
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#RenameMillionWomenMarch The Lonely Cat Lady March
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A bunch of women I wouldn't touch with Charlie Sheen's penis #RenameMillionWomenMarch
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#RenameMillionWomenMarch Complete waste of time to scam the world more. Equality ? Laughable. "Marry Rich" right scam artists...
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#ThingsToKnowAboutTwitter It can take a little while getting used to writing within the confines of using a limited number of total charac
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Couple Hundred Frustrated Women March #RenameMillionWomenMarch
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