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Send thank you note and cheese platter to James Comey #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Create a fake 'To-Do' list to feed to the general public. Do whatever I want 'cuz I'm the fuckin' President, bitch!
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Milk Eggs Soda Butter Bread.....er sorry wrong list here! Make a monster that will defeat the Power Rangers....
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Geroge Orwell 1984, activate Double Talk and Double Think
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1. Buy hounds 2. Release hounds 3. Buy more hounds
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1. Don't sob uncontrollably in public 2. Keep Prozac prescription refilled 3. Don't taste his food #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1. Declare Marshall Law 2. Shut Down The New York Times 3. Deport Bill Maher to France
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My dogs lie bored my cats yawn I in "at keyboard" form hand on mouse gently click & tap out web based tasks clients ask for I'm html's whore
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Masturbate in every room of the White House #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Ratings, Ratings, get some strange. @realDonaldTrump
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#reasonsiaintinarelationship I don't like all that touchy feely in love shit. Wake up. Say hey bae. Keep it movin
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Start interviewing defense lawyers for impeachment proceedings. #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList make billionaires richer grab more hairy pussy go to russian, suck putin's cock some more this time swallow load
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList find some Mexicans who can build a cheap wall
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Crash course on how to speak & use universally accepted English words #TheFirst100DaysToDoList https://t.co/xh9Z51hPBl
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList...gaslight America, gaslight media, gaslight Congress, gaslight U.N., gaslight NATO, gaslight CIA, kiss Putin...
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList buy a king sized bed to the White House
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList leave the second amendment
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList put America first!
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed I fed my lactose intolerant body cheese and ice cream on a long road trip
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when Brad and Angelina broke up. :(
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